Issue Introduction Someone asked if I’ve ever had a CU install where you run it and it goes through the extraction process, then right as it hits 100% just exits and nothing happens. Well, that’s pretty weird, and no, I hadn’t. I was, however, intrigued! Since I love my readers, I made a repro of […]
It feels like only yesterday I was complaining about Sentinel One trying to take the crown for shittiest security software. Afraid they may be dethroned, CrowdStrike hit back and hit back hard! It started off with a report that Erik loves some big memory grants and cannot lie. One of the worst monitoring tools for […]
Read Scale Availability Groups can be pretty useful in the right places and for the right things and were a latest feature update for AGs until Contained AGs came along in 2022. Read Scale AGs don’t integrate with clustering of any type and they behave somewhat as mirroring used to where there is no real […]
You’ve won! If, somehow, you’ve managed to see this error in your errorlog then congratulations, you’ve won an instance of SQL Server that probably won’t be doing much. I found out about this message a few months ago, but it has been in the product for years and I went this long without ever even […]
