Issue Introduction Someone asked if I’ve ever had a CU install where you run it and it goes through the…
This issue was a fun one, brought to me due to a single replica in an availability group constantly having…
It feels like only yesterday I was complaining about Sentinel One trying to take the crown for shittiest security software.…
There’s been a resurgence of people pointing out dumps occurring in SQL Server when using linked servers with the ACE…
I have a long history shitting on CrowdStrike – and well, with their past it’s pretty warranted – but antivirus…
I would say I’m surprised but… ahem… I’m not. My own snarkyness aside, I’m not sure what updates have or…
Issue Introduction I was asked if I knew any reason why SQL Agent would be using “a bunch” of memory…
Let me start off by saying that DBATools is a great tool that is immensely helpful to the community, if…
The Dude I get asked if I know anything about <newest SQL vulnerability as reported by random website>, quite often.…
Issue Introduction In this olved stery the problem comes as a slow database restore. That’s what I was given, that’s…